Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.
Love actually makes you do a lot of strange things. Like blow up a sidhe. And pick a rare flower in a monster-infested cave. And drink a cup of poison. And offer your life to a mental priestess. And… *goes on forever*
The idea that we should treat sexual orientation itself as an adults-only topic, however, is absurd. Non-heterosexual children exist. To pretend they do not, to fail to recognize that they have needs for support and validation like any child, would be bad teaching, bad writing, and bad citizenship.